straight problems #33
when you’re so straight you can’t even bend over because that is gay
mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly
If this is something that parents accept then guess who’s not going to school ever again
You look at Andy Hurley and you literally expect a punk rock deep voice and then YOU HEAR IT.
ANDY HURLEY HAS A MOTHER FUCKING NECK TATTOO BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE BUTTERFLYS FLOATING THROUGH A SUNNY MEADOW WHILE LISTENING TO DEATH METAL
ok followers lets write a story. ill start: a young man stands in his bedroom
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
↪ Brendon Urie
when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
animal crossing is weird like “thanks for the fruit here’s a fucking bathtub”